he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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