Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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