he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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