hotel room ftw
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...