Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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