They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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