he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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