ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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