epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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