Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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