I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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