belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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