quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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