dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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