i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
the raccoons are back...
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