So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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