Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So vagazzling was a success
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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