I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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