do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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