apparently the secret to your success is patron
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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