he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What drink are we having for lunch?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Holy shit dude........stairs
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