The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i just had sex bonerless
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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