When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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