My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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