I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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