As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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