allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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