never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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