Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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