I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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