if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
This is classic penis vs brain.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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