I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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