My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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