She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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