Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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