i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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