i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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