He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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