OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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