It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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