I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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