all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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