did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Boobs speak an international language.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
