There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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