Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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