what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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