Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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