Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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