What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
either way he was missing a nipple.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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