Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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