i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
