Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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