But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
