Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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