If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
