after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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